Half the fun
Posted by: Alamacia on: April 15, 2013
Meerkat and I were chatting about her new puppy, Schmoo:
Me: “Mmmhmm, so then what happened?”
Meerkat: “Well, Schmooey was all feisty and then he –“
(Nutty MaGee walks in. All conversation dies)
Me: (wondering to myself) maybe if we ignore it, it will go away.
(awkward silence)
Me: “Sooo… about Schmooey”
Meerkat: “Right… as I was saying –“
Nutty MaGee: (interrupts) “I have to make an appointment for my cat.”
Me: *blink blink*
Meerkat: *blink blink*
Nutty MaGee: “An eye appointment.”
Me: *blink blink*
Meerkat: *blink blink*
Nutty MaGee: “For the cat with one eye.”
Meerkat: “So, um, do you get half off the price?”
The Lab 
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